Rating System & Review Policies

I can be reached at HittingOnGirlsinBookstores at gmail.com.

Rating System:

I rate everything in Fucks. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD BOOK. There are just different kinds of readers. Do not get angry at me if I dislike a book you enjoyed; it doesn't mean I'm hatin' on the book, it just means it wasn't for me to some degree or another.


  • One Fuck Given - I either missed the point or it just wasn't for me.
  • Two Fucks Given - There's something here. It's not for everyone, but it's fun.
  • Three Fucks Given - Probably worth a checkout if you're a fan of the genre. 
  • Four Fucks Given - Knock it up on your TBR pile so we can talk about it.
  • Five Fucks Given - Why haven't you read this yet? Why didn't I read it sooner?
  • All self-help books get an automatic three fucks for no reason.


Review Policy & Other Stuff:

  • I do not accept ARCs. (unless it's the next Brandon Sanderson: I don't give a f*ck).
  • I do not allow guest posts (this is my blog, back the f*ck up, unless you're Lauren Oliver).
  • I do not do blog tours (no point in asking, unless you're Neil Gaiman).
  • I do not endorse products/websites (I don't care how many free bookmarks you offer me, unless you're J.K. Rowling and you're sending me to Harry Potter world).
  • I do not hold giveaways.


With that being said...

All books reviewed are from my personal collection unless otherwise stated. My goal is to provide fair reviews in a humorous manner. Reviews can be both negative and positive. If I don't like a book I will poke fun of it. If I do like a book I will poke fun of it.

4 comments:

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  2. Hmmm... Im gonna go out on a limb here and GUESS you might like Lauren Oliver... a little.
    haha
    :)

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  3. With the aid of a good wig, I could, perhaps, vaguely resemble Lauren Oliver... But no touching. I'm not that kind of a girl. So what do you say? Will you read my self-published novel now? Ugh. The crap us indie authors have to go through to get quality exposure.

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