Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Rules of the Vampire Diaries

Do you like The Vampire Diaries? Is Ian Somerhalder your personal hero? Do you wonder about the status of Alaric's facial hair (never clean shaven, but never a beard)? If so you guys should check out my Tumblr. I've renamed it The Rules of the Vampire Diaries.

Every show has a bible that comes with it. A set of rules that govern the show and the universe that the characters live in. These are the rules I think The Vampire Diaries follow:

  • Rule #1 Don’t get attached to any characters.
  • Rule #2 Everyone is an acoholic. EVERYONE.
  • Rule #3 Always double stake.
  • Rule #4 Everyone gets to beat up Elena.
  • Rule #5 Damon gets to kill without consequence. Everyone else has to pay for it.
  • Rule #6 If you don’t have abs, you die.
  • Rule #7 Everyone is required to be pretty. No exceptions.
  • Rule #8 “The Scooby Doo” Rule" The sheriff is to never solve any mysteries. Only teenagers with no detective experience can solve mysteries.

As I get further and further into the series (thank you, Netflix) I will be posting more to the Tumblr. I'm also going to put a nifty link in the sidebar. Feel free to go crazy with this and send it to your friends.

Thanks to Tim D Moon for giving me the idea to post this here. I'm really inept at social networking.


  1. I'm not up to date on the show, however I do have favorites out of those rules.
    #2 because alcoholism is a much more productive hobby when you don't have to worry about pesky things like liver failure.
    #8 is amazing just on principle. Bonus points should apply if the guilty party is a grizzled lighthouse keeper.

    1. #8 is a universal constant for any young adult novel as well.

      #2 I don't think vampires get hangovers.

  2. Wowww I can save myself loads of time and just keep up with your tumblr situation instead of watching hours of TV. Cause I'm behind on the series and clearly you have it all figured out!

    Except there is that one good looking vampire guy. The good one. I always get his name wrong so I won't even try and attempt it. But you know which one I'm talking about.

  3. LOL LOVE THIS. So glad you're FINALLY watching the show!

  4. The tweets were so funny to read, it simply HAD to be a post! Looks great, man. It's also good to know I'm not the only straight guy watching (and enjoying) the show. ;)

    1. Hahahaha. I feel so relieved right now.


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