Thursday, May 3, 2012
If Horoscopes Were More Bookish...
Aries - At some point this week you will find yourself wanting to write a book. You'll open up a word processor, type out some words, sigh, and then give up.
Taurus - Your laziness will cause you to use your cell phone as a bookmark. Again.
Gemini - You've had a book in your TBR pile that's been on your mind recently. It's time to read it.
Cancer - Sometime this week your finicky ways will cause you to start a book, get 30 pages in, and then start reading something else.
Leo - Sometimes you fantasize about fighting alongside Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games only to realize that you'd be dead in the first five minutes.
Virgo - You want to start a reading project soon. Maybe read a few classics. If you do this be aware that you'll use Wikipedia a few times for plot summaries--there is no shame in this, Virgo.
Libra - Dear Libra, do you really have to "rescue" a used copy of a book you already have? Leave it on the shelf for someone else.
Scorpio - People notice that you use perfect grammar and punctuation while texting. Be proud.
Sagittarius - Anger washes over you when you hear someone exclaim "I'm reading an audiobook right now!" You can't read an audiobook... Let it go.
Capricorn - You'll find yourself thinking of that book you loaned out years ago that you never got back. Maybe it's time to take a trip yourself?
Aquarius - Out of boredom you'll find yourself writing tacky blog posts.
Pisces - No one will ever love the interrobang as much as you do.
Posted by Adam at 5:58 AM